The Juice has got a solid plan.
Stuck in Dallas traffic at 1am— orlando (@garciaorlando_) August 1, 2016
Michael’s got a plan too.
Probably gonna leave at 4 AM. Be in the front of the Dallas traffic.— juice (@mayjacon)
Dallas traffic makes me wanna shoot myself in the foot so I can get an ambulance ride out of here.— Michael Odis Parrish (@odis_kwk) July 26, 2016Ah, the classic Dallas wave.
? Started from the bottom now we’re here ?
You know you’re back in Dallas when people are flipping you off in traffic for no reason…— gabby (@GabbyRoe1) July 31, 2016
Grew up with 3 stoplights, but have made my way to Dallas traffic.— KP (@knzplmr) July 31, 2016Note: Firearm waving is not a legal substitute for your turn signal.
Dallas traffic is mostly waving firearms to let people know whether they can change lanes.— Sir Topham Hatt (@VocabuLarry) July 30, 2016Gotta hatch ’em all.
Dallas traffic is hatching all my eggs today, bless up— Victor DePaulo (@MaybeVictor) July 29, 2016*shrieks* *dives for cover*
*traffic jam in dallas* Me: mom those guys were cute Mom: *slows down and stops beside them and rolls down my window*— keezy (@papikp) July 28, 2016
The Authur meme was made for Dallas traffic.
Dallas traffic pic.twitter.com/KPd0e3Unbh— Shahrukh Khan (@Shahrukh_19) July 28, 2016I FEEL YOU STACY
DALLAS TRAFFIC IS WHERE DREAMS GO TO DIE— Stacy Morrow (@juiceboxbox) July 27, 2016No, David. You shouldn’t.
Should I periscope? In Dallas traffic headed to a bbq for food!— David (@enLightnme_DET) July 22, 2016Dallas traffic is always a bit booty.
Dallas traffic is gonna be booty today, makes me not wanna go to Deep Ellum— Laura (@Lowrahlo) July 21, 2016Dallas Traffic: the narrative that will not exclude us.
*sitting in Dallas morning traffic*This is a narrative I never asked to be a part of— Katie Gatti (@katiegatti) July 20, 2016Logic 1, Texas DOT 0.
Logic was challenged again today.“Let’s close this major highway without alternate routes.”Logic still undefeated. #DallasTraffic— Jordan Davis (@TheJordanDavis) July 17, 2016Deep down, despite its traffic, we all have love for Dallas.
I was never crazy about the traffic, but I still have ❤️ for my homeland. #Texas #photo #iphoneography #dallas pic.twitter.com/RAvzh49cPy— vanessa leinani (@vanessaleinani) July 31, 2016
Yes, my dear friends, the Dallas traffic is a struggle, but we’ll always have Twitter therapy to express our feels.
ProTip: Remember to save your tweeting for when you get home! Tweeting and driving don’t mix.