Sweet summer is almost here, y’all, and it’s about time we break out our ‘Merican flag swim trunks,Â eat a whole lotta corn on the cob and listen to Luke Bryan sing about how rain is a good thang. Some of you are already out of school, and to you we say *in Nicki Minaj voice,*Â yaaaas.Â Some of you areÂ stillÂ out here grindin’, and to you we say *again in Nicki voice,*Â pull thru, queens!!!Â We think @julissaaa_anaai said it best when she tweeted, “My gpa won’t matter is heaven.” So true tho. She leads this week’s 10 best tweets, but tbh they’re all killer.1.
“My gpa won’t matter in heaven”â€” julissaa (@julissaaa_anaai) May 20, 2016
If you invite me over and you have a pet, Iâ€™m so sorry but I gotta love it for the next 4 hours until your mom kicks me out. â€” Typ Girl (@TypGirI) May 19, 20163.
Driving with your knee should be taught in drivers Edâ€” Kaleb Mahler (@KalebMahler) May 18, 2016
me: I want a boyfriend boy: hi me: pic.twitter.com/HJGoRnlnuq â€” Bitch Code (@TheTumblrPosts) May 18, 20165.
My personality is 50% eighty year old woman and 50% ten year old boy idkâ€” Tori Moore (@torim00re) May 13, 2016
I do not regret my decision to eat the entire bag of Turkey Jerkey â€” Kara Pauley (@realkarapauley) May 19, 20167.
burning some incest ??? namaste ? pic.twitter.com/89zYHvXngoâ€” =ÍźÍźÍžÍžâžłâťĄ (@misandrism) May 18, 2016
I told my mom she looked nice in pink and she was like on Wednesdays we wear pink, kms â€” ztressful (@lauritaxv_) May 19, 20169.
He went to Jared pic.twitter.com/SO4vadVLLRâ€” BA$ED COURAGE (@YahBoyCourage) May 17, 2016
I would just like to publicly announce that I have no idea what I am doing w/ my life? â€” taylor tillis (@taylor_tillis) May 18, 2016