School is (almost) out for the summer and yeah, we’re grownups now, but we know that feeling when you’re literally dead inside because vacation is so close you can taste it. And it tastes like chocolate milk — am I right, @YeseniaFuentess?
We know you’re ready to be done with line graphs and start working on your tan lines, but hang in there, guys. Thankfully you have your sense of humor to keep you sane (and keep us entertained.) Here are the best tweets of the week, y’all.
What a beautiful morning to get slapped by a wad of money— fabiolA (@f6biola) May 6, 2016
how was your first year of college pic.twitter.com/LwOL9c2bXC— mia (@miaafaye) May 6, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness never bought a mcchicken — alex’s baby (@cakefacedcutie) May 6, 2016
may the fourth be with u haha…, ah yes. i do love the occasional comedy .— Brian Imanuel (@richchigga) May 5, 2016
“I hate teenagers,” says me, a teenager. — Kara Pauley (@realkarapauley) May 4, 2016
Chocolate milk is life— Yesi (@YeseniaFuentess) May 4, 2016
Sometimes I wish my wallet was as thick as my thighs — Kali Lane (@Kalilane5) May 2, 2016
Me: *wears white shoes once* Everyone: BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH TH— Molly Kate (@m0llykathryn) May 2, 2016
I need a small loan of a million dollars — jay (@jaylynnicoleee) May 2, 2016