Project Freeway: Miami
Miami traffic so bad. You can take a 3 hour nap and the car in front of you is still in park— kdog (@kalen16carter) July 27, 2016
Why do (Miami) girls take so many selfies? You’re not a model, you’re stuck in traffic on the way to work. — Jeffrey Fermin (@JeffFermin) July 30, 2016? ✈️ ? ✈️ ?
Queen Bey always comes through.
I’d love to fly so I don’t have to sit in this Miami traffic ? https://t.co/Zcl6sqnYGu— Shea. (@sheawhatsreal) July 29, 2016
Beyoncé is getting me through these last weeks of Miami rush hour traffic. — natalie (@itwasadaiyespa) July 27, 2016Today’s forecast is ☀️ & ? ? ? . Back to you Tom.
This is me everyday.
Being a meteorologist or a traffic reporter in Miami would have to be the easiest job. It’s always hot and there’s always traffic.— Hannah Boyd (@heyhannahboyd) August 3, 2016
Why does Miami have so much traffic ugh — ಠ_ಠ (@clawahhh) July 28, 2016Prayer to St. Green Light of Miami St. Brake Light, please clear my path. Turn red lights into green lights And brake lights into empty pavement. Amen.
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Not sure who is patron saint of traffic but a few prayers said on road between Miami & Fort Lauderdale…. Some crazy motorists about !— Paul W Mitchell (@pwmcomms) July 26, 2016
I just luuuuv Miami traffic pic.twitter.com/V9GPKLxiAc — mish (@squishinat0r) July 27, 2016Miami traffic is why we can’t have nice things (like punctual streams).
Mental Sanity > Hunger Pains
Blame Miami traffic for the late stream ?— Gabs Victoria △⃒⃘ (@gabsvictoriaaa) August 4, 2016
Want food but driving in Miami 6pm traffic isn’t even and option ?? — Retravia Ingraham (@Thee_Elect_One_) August 2, 2016Now, if they could just part the Palmetto Expressway…
It’s a traffic stalemate but all the drivers lose.
There are people controlling traffic in downtown Miami.Miracles do happen. — Liana Lozada (@lianalozada) August 2, 2016
Miami downtown traffic is always in a stalemate — Striving Daily (@invo_fahim) July 31, 2016I highkey don’t like Miami traffic
4-7 p.m. is off-street time.
I lowkey don’t “get” Critical Mass, and of course on my last Friday in Miami I get stuck in an Uber behind Critical Mass traffic.— Kyle Munzenrieder (@Munzenrieder) July 30, 2016
Catch me off the streets between 4-7pm.. That Miami traffic is unbearable — Lil’ Jo-Z From The V (@FloKid88) July 29, 2016This is the best all-time use of the Arnold Meme.
This summer, find me inside one of these ? .
When I hit Miami traffic and have to deal with the drivers— Meezy. (@_MeezyJ)
the heat and traffic in miami rn is reason enough to never go outside ever again — v (@vvanessaaa) July 27, 2016Miami Traffic = ?? ?? ??
How to beat traffic in Miami: Don’t leave your house. — Adriana Abreu (@_adryabreu) July 26, 2016Thankfully, we all have this local cafe to get us by.