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San Antonio Traffic Captured In 12 Tweets

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Dear San Antonio,

We love your tacos, your River Walk, and your five-time champion Spurs. But your traffic we do not like. And neither does Twitter. Here are 12 tweets that best express our San Antonio traffic anger.

Start here, drive everywhere.

If I can drive in San Antonio traffic I can drive anywhere — dåph (@daphnnnna) July 18, 2016

It's debatable.

Do people in San Antonio not work? There's always traffic.

— Quinn (@zacharyquinn) July 29, 2016

Brackenridge Park. May your Porygon search go well.

When I move to San Antonio, all you San Antonians are going to have to tell me about the heavy traffic Pokemon areas. — Ⴟlexandra (@violentcurrents) July 21, 2016

standard San Antonio driver position

traffic in San Antonio #relatable pic.twitter.com/VZxHMSjZFy

— BritTit❃ (@britani_aguilar) July 19, 2016

Plot Twist: San Antonio traffic is just a scheme concocted by our bosses.

I would rather work an extra hour than have to go through 5 o'clock traffic with San Antonio drivers

— Sara Joy (@SaraTabes) July 15, 2016

THE CONES. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.

San Antonio is just one big traffic cone — Isiah (@IsiahMichael_) July 7, 2016

Stay away from me Satan.

San Antonio traffic is literally the devil

— jordyyy (@jordanaburge) June 30, 2016

For real San Antonio. Wyd?

why is there so much traffic today ? wyd San Antonio ?

— ava (@cuddlingyoongi) June 27, 2016

? Major ProTip ?

Pro tip: I-35 from San Antonio to Austin is 90% traffic jam. Avoid it at all costs if you can! — John Wylie (@johnwylie) July 24, 2016

smh, smh

San Antonio traffic is the worst tbh

— Jakobi (@Jakobi_98) July 19, 2016

RED EVERYWHERE.

i won't miss 5 o'clock traffic in San Antonio. ? pic.twitter.com/in7McdVWtM

— Allison Vera (@Allisonnvera) July 27, 2016

San Antonio traffic, let D.K. get home so he can scratch their furry faces!

In a little over 2 hours, I'll see these faces again. San Antonio traffic...work with me. pic.twitter.com/tBZxfTGYQx — D.K. Burrow (@DKBurrow) July 22, 2016

Glad we ended the post with some adorable furry friends because those tweets gave me some anxiety. San Antonio, we love you, but your traffic is unlovable.

Aceable ProTip: Aceable loves you and wouldn't want you to ever get in a traffic collision, so please remember not to tweet and drive. Save your funny traffic tweets for when you get home.

Krista Doyle